Friday, October 15



BORT on the internet

facebook for babies?

should there be a facebook for babies?

do you think babies would appreciate the opportunity to project an idealized baby persona onto the internet?

do you think babies would enjoy sending 'e-vites' and private messages to other babies?

would you accept a facebook friend request from a baby?

if you could ask a baby any one question, what would it be?

do you think it's gross when a couple says 'we're pregnant'?

if you could choose the race of your baby, what race would you choose?

do you think you could defeat 100 babies in a fight?

as an aside, please enjoy my status updates, with being the closest thing i could find on the internet to a true facebook for babies (reverse chron order):

Monday, July 19

mile-high dog

this dog is a mile above the sea!

Monday, July 12

being legit

hey guys. i am trying to be more legit these days so i changed the name of my blog from 'brandon on the internet' to 'brandon's internet blog' because i am not always on the internet and i am trying to avoid confusion/lying.

step two towards being legit is that i am going to reveal some facts from my personal life. for the past week i have only listened to the bands: best coast, wavves, and the books. i like best coast and wavves because they remind me of being a high schooler and also on the beach. the girl from best coast and the guy from wavves are in a relationship so it adds another layer of enjoyment to their music to imagine them back stage at each other's shows cheering on their boyfriend/girlfriend. this replaces the enjoyment of imagining going on a date with either of these people, because they are 'taken' by someone who is not you. i like the books because their music is relaxing and it makes me feel smart. i feel good about relaxing when i listen to the books because i know that the books are into relaxing too. the books also makes me feel good about reading.

Sunday, April 11

experiencing friendship

brandon is experiencing friendship in unlikely places

clockwise from left: brandon, alec, sirius black
not pictured: internet

Tuesday, February 9

Monday, December 28

politically correct

hey guys

in order to keep my myspace politically correct i am introducing a new rating system to be used alongside the sivens rating system, it is called the adam rating system:

also i am awarding the adam rating system with 5 out of 5 sivenses, good work team

Monday, December 7


hey guys this is brandon just reminding you that you should destroy all nerds

Sunday, December 6

school-related purposes

brandon is using the internet strictly for school-related purposes

underwater internet

brandon is using the internet under water. it is a good thing that the ocean has wireless.

posted 1 minute ago from ocean

Saturday, December 5

dog blog

i should probably change the name of my blog to something like dogs on the internet or brandon looks at dogs on the internet, they are all that i like on the internet these days mostly

Sunday, November 29

boys in space

if you need us boys we'll be in space

Tuesday, September 8

Thursday, September 3

blogs on the internet

there is another blog that i have, on the internet:


Sunday, July 12


the internet showed me a person called wendy weatherspoon but the way that it showed me made it look like wendy weathers poon, like this

wendy weathers

can you imagine if someone was actually named that! oh the teases she would get.

Friday, May 29

real cousin

this is my real cousin