brandon is BACK on the internet

Justin Bieber's Backseat Make Out Session!!

FRAG OUT

TAKE COVER

BORT on the internet

• BORT

facebook for babies?

should there be a facebook for babies?

do you think babies would appreciate the opportunity to project an idealized baby persona onto the internet?

do you think babies would enjoy sending 'e-vites' and private messages to other babies?

would you accept a facebook friend request from a baby?

if you could ask a baby any one question, what would it be?

do you think it's gross when a couple says 'we're pregnant'?

if you could choose the race of your baby, what race would you choose?

do you think you could defeat 100 babies in a fight?

as an aside, please enjoy my totspot.com status updates, with totspot.com being the closest thing i could find on the internet to a true facebook for babies (reverse chron order):

mile-high dog

this dog is a mile above the sea!

being legit

hey guys. i am trying to be more legit these days so i changed the name of my blog from 'brandon on the internet' to 'brandon's internet blog' because i am not always on the internet and i am trying to avoid confusion/lying.

step two towards being legit is that i am going to reveal some facts from my personal life. for the past week i have only listened to the bands: best coast, wavves, and the books. i like best coast and wavves because they remind me of being a high schooler and also on the beach. the girl from best coast and the guy from wavves are in a relationship so it adds another layer of enjoyment to their music to imagine them back stage at each other's shows cheering on their boyfriend/girlfriend. this replaces the enjoyment of imagining going on a date with either of these people, because they are 'taken' by someone who is not you. i like the books because their music is relaxing and it makes me feel smart. i feel good about relaxing when i listen to the books because i know that the books are into relaxing too. the books also makes me feel good about reading.

experiencing friendship

brandon is experiencing friendship in unlikely places


clockwise from left: brandon, alec, sirius black
not pictured: internet

doing things

nothing to see here

http://portsaintlucie.blogspot.com/

politically correct

hey guys

in order to keep my myspace politically correct i am introducing a new rating system to be used alongside the sivens rating system, it is called the adam rating system:



also i am awarding the adam rating system with 5 out of 5 sivenses, good work team

reminder

hey guys this is brandon just reminding you that you should destroy all nerds

school-related purposes

brandon is using the internet strictly for school-related purposes

underwater internet

brandon is using the internet under water. it is a good thing that the ocean has wireless.


posted 1 minute ago from ocean

dog blog

i should probably change the name of my blog to something like dogs on the internet or brandon looks at dogs on the internet, they are all that i like on the internet these days mostly

boys in space

if you need us boys we'll be in space

TO ALL THA HATERS

blogs on the internet

there is another blog that i have, on the internet:

anima/genera

dogs on the internet

ATTENTION INTERNET

the internet showed me a person called wendy weatherspoon but the way that it showed me made it look like wendy weathers poon, like this

wendy weathers
poon

can you imagine if someone was actually named that! oh the teases she would get.

real cousin

this is my real cousin