Брэндон в Интернете

brandon is BACK on the internet

2011-07-14T10:35:00.000-04:00

2010-10-24T10:42:00.008-04:00

Justin Bieber's Backseat Make Out Session!!

FRAG OUT

2010-10-15T20:15:00.005-04:00

TAKE COVER

BORT on the internet

2010-10-15T14:19:00.014-04:00

facebook for babies?

2010-10-15T13:58:00.007-04:00

should there be a facebook for babies?

do you think babies would appreciate the opportunity to project an idealized baby persona onto the internet?

do you think babies would enjoy sending 'e-vites' and private messages to other babies?

would you accept a facebook friend request from a baby?

if you could ask a baby any one question, what would it be?

do you think it's gross when a couple says 'we're pregnant'?

if you could choose the race of your baby, what race would you choose?

do you think you could defeat 100 babies in a fight?

as an aside, please enjoy my totspot.com status updates, with totspot.com being the closest thing i could find on the internet to a true facebook for babies (reverse chron order):

mile-high dog

2010-07-19T14:18:00.001-04:00

this dog is a mile above the sea!

being legit

2010-07-12T20:13:00.004-04:00

hey guys. i am trying to be more legit these days so i changed the name of my blog from 'brandon on the internet' to 'brandon's internet blog' because i am not always on the internet and i am trying to avoid confusion/lying.

step two towards being legit is that i am going to reveal some facts from my personal life. for the past week i have only listened to the bands: best coast, wavves, and the books. i like best coast and wavves because they remind me of being a high schooler and also on the beach. the girl from best coast and the guy from wavves are in a relationship so it adds another layer of enjoyment to their music to imagine them back stage at each other's shows cheering on their boyfriend/girlfriend. this replaces the enjoyment of imagining going on a date with either of these people, because they are 'taken' by someone who is not you. i like the books because their music is relaxing and it makes me feel smart. i feel good about relaxing when i listen to the books because i know that the books are into relaxing too. the books also makes me feel good about reading.

experiencing friendship

2010-04-11T15:22:00.003-04:00

brandon is experiencing friendship in unlikely places

clockwise from left: brandon, alec, sirius black
not pictured: internet

doing things

2010-02-09T01:29:00.000-05:00

nothing to see here

http://portsaintlucie.blogspot.com/

politically correct

2009-12-28T16:04:00.007-05:00

hey guys

in order to keep my myspace politically correct i am introducing a new rating system to be used alongside the sivens rating system, it is called the adam rating system:

also i am awarding the adam rating system with 5 out of 5 sivenses, good work team

reminder

2009-12-07T21:10:00.004-05:00

hey guys this is brandon just reminding you that you should destroy all nerds

school-related purposes

2009-12-06T20:59:00.011-05:00

brandon is using the internet strictly for school-related purposes

underwater internet

2009-12-06T12:32:00.005-05:00

brandon is using the internet under water. it is a good thing that the ocean has wireless.

posted 1 minute ago from ocean

dog blog

2009-12-05T22:10:00.003-05:00

i should probably change the name of my blog to something like dogs on the internet or brandon looks at dogs on the internet, they are all that i like on the internet these days mostly

boys in space

2009-11-29T11:18:00.006-05:00

if you need us boys we'll be in space

TO ALL THA HATERS

2009-09-08T21:11:00.001-04:00

blogs on the internet

2009-09-03T22:10:00.002-04:00

there is another blog that i have, on the internet:

anima/genera

dogs on the internet

2009-07-16T22:36:00.003-04:00

ATTENTION INTERNET

2009-07-12T00:24:00.002-04:00

the internet showed me a person called wendy weatherspoon but the way that it showed me made it look like wendy weathers poon, like this

wendy weathers
poon

can you imagine if someone was actually named that! oh the teases she would get.

real cousin

2009-05-29T23:20:00.000-04:00

this is my real cousin

2009-05-26T20:46:00.004-04:00

editing wikipedia

2009-05-13T23:15:00.003-04:00

not on the internet

2009-05-12T12:56:00.005-04:00

brandon valade is not on the internet.

nerds

2009-05-12T09:58:00.002-04:00

wow the internet is full of nerds.

just lying

2009-05-12T08:05:00.007-04:00

brandon valade doesn't like to use internet in the morning. actually i am just lying.

most popular guy 2007

2009-05-12T05:18:00.002-04:00

this just in! brandon wins most popular guy 2007!

branden and brendan were awarded nice try 2007 and what a stupid name 2007 respectively.

moby dick

2009-05-11T22:18:00.000-04:00

brandon valade is searching for info about moby dick on the internet. brandon's note: the moby is important when searching for moby dick on the internet.

smoke break

2009-05-11T01:22:00.001-04:00

smell ya later internet!

naughty reasons

2009-05-10T22:59:00.001-04:00

brandon may or may not be using the internet for naughty reasons.

ice cream

2009-05-10T18:47:00.000-04:00

brandon is using the internet while eating an ice cream. verdict: a good combination.

dance moves

2009-05-10T14:37:00.000-04:00

brandon is looking up dance moves on youtube dot com. what a great site. therefore youtube gets a score of 4 out of 5 sivenses:

the internet is kind of disgusting

2009-05-09T23:11:00.002-04:00

brandon valade is boycotting google dot com image search for one hour because it showed him gross pictures that he would never want to see. for that google you are getting 5 out of 5 barfing faces.

fun things

2009-05-09T21:52:00.000-04:00

brandon valade is sad because of all the fun things that are happening on the internet without him.

boring reasons

2009-05-09T20:22:00.000-04:00

brandon is using the internet for boring reasons.

sideways internet

2009-05-09T16:51:00.000-04:00

using the internet sideways adds a fun challenge to using the internet, so i give it a score of 4 out of 5 computers.

hi and welcome to brandonontheinternet

2009-05-09T16:46:00.001-04:00

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